Brent Johnson, originator of the Dollar Milkshake Theory, argues the US has “absolutely dominated” Iran militarily and that the current war fits a deliberate decades-long strategic plan rather than reckless escalation, with the UAE swap line, Saudi statements, and Venezuela neutralization all reinforcing rather than undermining dollar hegemony. He frames this as the natural pivot from the post-WWII “rules-based order” to a more honest power-projection era under Trump’s America First agenda, contending that despite endless dedollarization talk for decades, “Donald Trump has done more to change the world in the last 18 months than the BRICS have done in 18 years.” Johnson predicts a Q4 2026 confluence of food shocks, natural gas spikes, and social unrest reminiscent of the Arab Spring as the supply disruption from the Strait closure works through harvest cycles, with the “law of one price” for commodities permanently breaking into regional pricing. He’s adding to food and energy positions, remains long stablecoins (which he calls “as transformative as leaving the gold standard”), and when asked which country he’d pick on the Game of Thrones risk board, picks the United States: “Do you really want to bet against the truck drivers, the railroad workers… the country surrounded by oceans on three sides with more energy resources than the rest of the world?”
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Swap lines as dollar dependency reinforcement: The UAE’s swap line agreement is “not signed for the hell of it”—it’s a result of curtailed oil exports requiring dollar funding while making the UAE more beholden to the dollar system, not less. Johnson notes the inconsistency in commentary: when China set up swap lines, it was hailed as ddollarization victory, but when the US does the same, it’s framed as detrimental.
Recency bias of globalization: The last 100 years of “rules-based order” globalization is the historical aberration, not the norm, when viewed across thousands of years of history. People who built successful careers in this anomaly will struggle as the pendulum swings back to traditional power competition, where money is “an instrument of power” inextricably linked to national projection.
Strait closure as China leverage play: Johnson argues Iran is fundamentally about China, with Venezuela neutralization (China lost a major energy source) and Iran disruption (45% of China’s oil) representing strategic dominoes positioned before the upcoming Trump-Xi meeting. The plan was “war-gamed for 50 years” but executed only when timing, opportunity, and a willing risk-taker at the table converged.
BRICS as ineffective theater: Despite years of headlines, BRICS members have produced “completely de minimis” volume through their alternative payment systems, with Russia now requesting to return to SWIFT, Modi opposing local currency trading, and Brazil potentially flipping politically. Johnson dismisses BRICS as “a couple times a year, big party, press release moves the sentences around.”
Q4 2026 supply shock thesis: Even if the Strait fully reopened tomorrow, the six-week disruption of fertilizer flows during planting season produces food shocks 6-9 months out, compounded by winter natural gas demand and elections in Brazil and the US. Johnson expects regional commodity pricing fragmentation similar to Brent vs WTI spreading to natural gas and food, plus Arab Spring-style social unrest in emerging markets where dollar-priced food becomes unaffordable.